You are standing in a small room. There is a table and two chairs here. On the table there is a wine bottle with a very odd stopper.
It is a pink plastic blob. It is attached to a plastic ribbon that circles the bottle neck three times.
The ribbon unwinds and falls off. You are holding a wine bottle with a pink cap.
The cap comes out with a soft "pop."
Don't mind it I do!
Please pardon the parody, but it was an almost irresistible impulse upon my first encounter with a wacky new Australian wine-bottle closure called, well, Zork.
Zork, as any old hacker will know, was one of the first interactive computer games, dating back to the mainframe computers of the 1970s and quickly ported over to the early Apples and PCs, Commodores and Ataris. A simple, text-based adventure, it used terse commands to lead the player on a strange adventure through an underground labyrinth.
That's the old Zork. The new Zork, gaining popularity in Australia and now breaking out into the wine industry in the U.S. and elsewhere, is an offbeat new wine-bottle closure, put forward as yet another taint-free alternative to natural cork. The name was apparently based on its sound-alike rhyme with "cork" and, at least as far as the proprietors are telling, has no connection with the old computer game.
Billed as "the revolutionary wine closure that seals like a screw cap and pops like a cork," Zork works pretty much as described in the faux computer-game sequence above: Pull to snap loose and unwind the fettuccine-size plastic ribbon that holds it on, and you're left with a slightly bulging version of the familiar liquor-bottle "T-cork," but one made entirely of purportedly inert polyethelene plastic and aluminum foil, no tree bark.
Zork comes in bright colors, is easy to remove and just as easy to pop back in to a partly finished bottle, although in the Australian Pink Knot Rose featured in today's tasting, it had a disconcerting tendency to pop back out of the bottle after a few moments.
It's fun, requires no corkscrew, and it somewhat avoids the downscale image that still attends metal screwcaps, although its bright colors and obvious plastic construction might remain a disincentive to those who prefer a little gravitas in their wine. The manufacturers don't address cellaring, but given the iffy performance of other plastic synthetic wine-stoppers to date, and the roster of mostly light, early-drinking wines now being packaged under Zork, I'd be wary of its use in more ageworthy wines before a lot more data is in.
Still, there's something cheeky and fun about its in-your-face colors and peel-and-pop style. I'll have no worries about picking up modest wines under Zork, and you shouldn't either. I can almost guarantee that you won't be eaten by a grue.
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This rosé is a classic, old-vine blend of 95% Syrah and 5% Grenache that never saw the inside of an oak barrel. It is a festival of flowers, a kaleidoscope of roses and orange zest. The flavors of fresh raspberries and cherries are ripe and juicy, with a hint of high-altitude Luberon freshness. I'll be enjoying this wine long into the last days of summer! Try it with a salade niçoise or a zesty pasta.
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Pink Knot 2005 McLaren Vale Rose Wine ($10.99)
Once you've mastered the simple intricacies of the bright-pink Zork stopper, this Australian rose (they don't use the accented French "rosé") pours out a clear, bright pink, literally the color of a rose. Fresh and floral aromas mingle juicy strawberries and the heady scents of summer garden flowers. Juicy and fresh on the palate, it offers light strawberry flavors; its gentle sweetness is well balanced by crisp acidity. A little more sweet than a classic Provence rosé, it's refreshing nonetheless, and might make a good "bridge" wine for those looking to move beyond White Zinfandel. U.S. importer: Precept Brands, Seattle. (July 22, 2006)
FOOD MATCH: A natural for sipping by itself on a hot summer day, its fruit and light sweetness will work with dinner salads and lighter meats, poultry or fish. It was fine with natural pork chops braised with onions and fresh garden tomatoes.
VALUE: No complaints in the $10 range.
WHEN TO DRINK: Rosé benefits from being drunk up as soon as possible; enjoy this one this summer and fall, then wait for the 2006 rosés to arrive.
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The Connoisseurs' Series:
Two more outstanding reds from this elite wine club
As I reported last week, one of the exciting moments in my wine life comes when I pick up another monthly offering from the California Wine Club's limited-membership Connoisseurs' Series.
These wines invariably pull down 90-plus scores from the big-name critics. But more important, especially for those of us who aren't always well synchronized with you-know-who, these are wines that my old wine-judging pal Charlie Olken and his colleagues at Connoisseur's Guide magazine, along with the good folks at California Wine Club, have hand-selected as tops for quality and value.
To be frank, I'm not always in agreement with the "pointy" wines from Parker or Wine Spectator, but CG's Olken and California Wine Club's Bruce Boring haven't failed me yet. I trust their judgement to sort through the high-rated wines and select the bottles that I'll like.
Connoisseurs' Series members may choose to receive a package monthly, every other month or quarterly. Each shipment include two to four bottles of California's highest-rated wines, with detailed background information. Monthly shipments average $125-$175, including all shipping and handling. There's no membership charge, no long-term commitment (cancel any time), and every wine is guaranteed.
Following are my tasting reports on the latest shipment. If you'd like to join the club in time to enjoy them, act promptly. Visit http://www.cawineclub.com/connseries or call The California Wine Club at 1-800-777-4443. Feel free to tell them that I sent you ... and, if you join, please don't hesitate to contact me by E-mail and tell me what you think.
Sonoma Coast Vineyards 2002 Sonoma Coast Pinot Noir ($50 retail, $44 per bottle for half or full case orders from Connoisseurs' Series)
Sonoma Coast, a cool, coastal stretch west of Sonoma's Russian River Valley, is gaining attention as prime Pinot Noir territory, and wine makers John and Barb Drady make a strong case for it with this dark garnet wine. Almost blackish at the center, it's on the dark side for a Pinot Noir. Deep and brooding, if offers up black and red plums and cherries and warm brown spices on the nose and palate. It's intense but textured on the palate, distinctly New World in character but no monolith; mouth-filling and structured, fruit and spice are built on a firm base of acidity and smooth tannins, and it carries its 14.28% alcohol well. As Pinot should be, it's food-friendly; it was outstanding with a dish made to match, a spice-rubbed, pan-roasted duck breast. (Watch Thursday's Wine Advisor FoodLetter for the recipe.) Sonoma Coast made only 715 cases of this vintage. Here's a direct link to the winery Website: www.sonomacoastvineyards.com (July 23, 2006)
Elyse 2001 Morisoli Vineyard Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon ($65 retail, $56 per bottle for half or full case orders from Connoisseurs' Series)
Grown on Napa's fabled Rutherford Bench, this is a very dark garnet wine. Lovely, intense aromas, plums and pomegranates and juicy currants, appealing and complex, add a subtle sense of earth that distinguishes the wine. Remarkable on the palate, it boasts the smooth, almost velvety mouthfeel that I associate with a great Burgundy, but the firm, structural acids and tannins and the flavor profile are all Cabernet. As a fine Cabernet should, it made a marvelous match with a rare, natural rib eye steak. Here's the winery Website: http://www.elysewinery.com/ (July 20, 2006)
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