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Kashrut of all evil.

Postby Tom NJ » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:15 pm

A jewish friend, whom I haven't seen in years, came to visit this past weekend.

I decided to make him some of the jewish foods we used to enjoy when we hung out. I didn't think to ask if he kept kosher - since he didn't used to - and he didn't think to tell me he does now.

It made for an interesting day. I blogged about it, but it's too long to post here. However if you want an overly-long detailed account, it's here: http://dangerspouse.diaryland.com/131111_22.html. (I was pretty hung over when I typed all that out, so I make no apologies for, uh, "creative" spelling, grammar or form. Or adult language.)
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Re: Kashrut of all evil.

Postby Jenise » Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:00 pm

That was hilarious.

You know what, I'm not Jewish, but if I were faced with eating intestines I'd probably turn kosher too. :)
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Re: Kashrut of all evil.

Postby Tom NJ » Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:47 pm

Lol! My wife said she'd turn Buddhist :lol:

Glad you liked the story - and amazed you plowed through it all!
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Re: Kashrut of all evil.

Postby Redwinger » Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:50 pm

Tom-
Lots of other funny sh!t on your blog.
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Re: Kashrut of all evil.

Postby GeoCWeyer » Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:56 pm

Intestines are just natural casing. Years ago I had some large intestine stuffed with farina, salt pepper and some herbs. It was grilled over coals for a long time and wasn't too bad. You don have to trust the cook!

Jenise wrote:That was hilarious.

You know what, I'm not Jewish, but if I were going to eat intestines I'd probably turn kosher too. :)
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Re: Kashrut of all evil.

Postby Robin Garr » Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:00 pm

Jenise wrote:That was hilarious.

You know what, I'm not Jewish, but if I were faced with eating intestines I'd probably turn kosher too. :)

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Re: Kashrut of all evil.

Postby Jeff Grossman/NYC » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:23 pm

Haggis is total yum.
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Re: Kashrut of all evil.

Postby Tom NJ » Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:11 pm

Redwinger wrote:You're sick, don't get help!BP


Fear not. My health plan doesn't cover it.

Thanks much!
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Re: Kashrut of all evil.

Postby Shaji M » Sun Nov 17, 2013 7:00 pm

Holy shit!!! That was funny!!!
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Re: Kashrut of all evil.

Postby Tom NJ » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:17 pm

Shaji M wrote:Holy shit!!! That was funny!!!


Hey hey, thanks very much!
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Re: Kashrut of all evil.

Postby Shlomo R » Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:55 am

That was truly hilarious.
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Re: Kashrut of all evil.

Postby Tom NJ » Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:00 pm

Shlomo R wrote:That was truly hilarious.


Thanks, Shlomo - glad you liked it!
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