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Postby Howie Hart » Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:14 pm

On a website for home winemakers, one fellow asked where "leather aromas and taste come from". Another wine maker replied "it comes from not taking your shoes off before foot-stomping your grapes".
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Re: Funny

Postby Ian Sutton » Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:16 pm

:)
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Re: Funny

Postby Bruce Hayes » Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:30 pm

Perhaps that is also responsible for wines that taste jammy.
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Re: Funny

Postby Hoke » Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:45 pm

I'm not touching "sweaty".

Literally.
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Re: Funny

Postby Salil » Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:53 pm

A slightly related aside - I cracked up reading this. So maybe Dujac's really expensive because it's crushed by naked virgins. (link completely safe for work)
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Re: Funny

Postby Jon Peterson » Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:41 pm

Howie Hart wrote:On a website for home winemakers, one fellow asked where "leather aromas and taste come from". Another wine maker replied "it comes from not taking your shoes off before foot-stomping your grapes".


I hope they were both joking but something tells me they weren't.
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