A major news item sent to me by one of my regular correspondents - Wendy's is phasing out the hamburger. Took them 40 years to realize that this culinary offering would never become popular. From the world's most reliable source of news - The Onion at http://www.theonion.com/articles/wendys ... ich,18007/
Be sure to click on the visual component in which a man discovers a human head tucked into his burger somwehere between the letttuce and the onion.
Lord love a Duck!!! and, of course, The Onion.