Matilda L wrote: Is it stretching the question to suggest I might eat the 'hospital-arranged' meals at the hotel?
Edward G Robinson wrote:I went with the Hospital food.
I got it all planned out, see?
I've been to quite a few hospitals, and have a penchant for bribing the nurses to let me bend the rules a smidge.
I've found graveyard shift nurses like their coffee mild, morning shift strong, and they all love chocolate; the kind from a box, not a newsstand.
You gotta believe they got good drugs in the place to numb the taste buds, or hallucinogens to make you believe you're eating something else.
Can't you picture it?
"Hey nurse, got another Fillet Steak? That last one was great!"
"No more wine, I've got bottles piling up"
The louder you yell, the more likely they'll give you the good stuff, or move you to the psyc ward, where.... they will give you the happy pills, natch
Carrie L. wrote:I chose Jail. The way our prisoners are treated in the US, I would imagine they get pretty good food to go along with their cable television.
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