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Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cellar

by Jenise » Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:26 pm

He farts.
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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cellar

by geo t. » Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:47 pm

Jenise wrote:He farts.


LOL!!! Thanks for sharing, Jenise!

:!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :P
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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cellar

by Randy Buckner » Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:16 pm

Not fond of the barnyardy Rhones, eh?
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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cellar

by Jenise » Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:24 pm

Bucko, if only his were that good. Now excuse me, I have to go back to my oxygen tent. :)
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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cellar

by James Dietz » Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:26 pm

Not my buddy Bob.. no way.... that man is a saint. Come on, Jenise... no way...
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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cellar

by Cynthia Wenslow » Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:40 pm

Should have put a TMI alert on that one, Jenise! :lol:
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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cellar

by David M. Bueker » Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:25 am

Two words: share less

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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cellar

by Howie Hart » Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:48 am

Jenise wrote:He farts.
By all means! Especially when he rips a loud one that shakes up all the sediment in the bottles. :?
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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cella

by Saina » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:31 am

David M. Bueker wrote:Two words: share less

:shock:


But don't you that sharing is caring?

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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cellar

by Jenise » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:34 am

James Dietz wrote:Not my buddy Bob.. no way.... that man is a saint. Come on, Jenise... no way...


He IS a saint. But he's also a man, and you men have this problem from time to time. I just wish he wouldn't have it on days we spend two hours in the cellar together putting wine away. :)
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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cella

by Saina » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:37 am

Jenise wrote:He IS a saint. But he's also a man, and you men have this problem from time to time. I just wish he wouldn't have it on days we spend two hours in the cellar together putting wine away. :)


Oh, come on! You cannot expect anyone to believe that women are never flatulent. :twisted:
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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cella

by Paul B. » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:43 am

Otto Nieminen wrote:Oh, come on! You cannot expect anyone to believe that women are never flatulent. :twisted:

Good one ... 8)

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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cella

by Bob Henrick » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:45 am

Otto, maybe women are more likely to "Take it outside"? :)
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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cella

by Howie Hart » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:45 am

Otto Nieminen wrote:Oh, come on! You cannot expect anyone to believe that women are never flatulent. :twisted:

Hey now! The nuns who taught me in grade school never farted. :wink:
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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cella

by Jenise » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:14 pm

Otto Nieminen wrote:Oh, come on! You cannot expect anyone to believe that women are never flatulent. :twisted:


Otto, anyone will react to a bean burrito. But do women have the same degree of transgressions as men? No. I don't know why, but no.

And Paul, if no one else has explained the facts of life to you then I must: anatomy is not anatomy. I can breast feed, you can't. You have a beard, I don't. Girls are different: try one sometime!
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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cella

by Cynthia Wenslow » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:18 pm

Jenise wrote:You have a beard, I don't.


But I know several women who do.....
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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cella

by Paul B. » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:19 pm

Jenise wrote:And Paul, if no one else has explained the facts of life to you then I must: anatomy is not anatomy. I can breast feed, you can't. You have a beard, I don't. Girls are different: try one sometime!

Jenise, I was talking about one homologous orifice and only one. :wink:
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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cella

by Jenise » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:28 pm

Cynthia Wenslow wrote:
Jenise wrote:You have a beard, I don't.


But I know several women who do.....


That's why they invented Tweezerman. :)
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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cellar

by Paulo in Philly » Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:01 am

Jenise wrote:He farts.


LOLOLOL!!!! Thank you for the laugh! :lol:
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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cellar

by TimMc » Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:52 am

Hey...the wine bottles don't know any difference.


A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.








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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cellar

by Jenise » Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:59 pm

Tim, yahbut I do! And the room's only 10 x 10. I'd have suffocated if I hadn't been laughing so hard.
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Re: Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cellar

by Mike Filigenzi » Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:47 pm

I'll just thank you for not going into florid wine-geek descriptors on the sensory characteristics of said emanations.

EDIT: And God help us if Stuart catches onto this thread....


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